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Yahmaha Makes a Motorcycle Airbag for your Family Jewels
Filed in archive by Shane McGlaun on June 4, 2006
Yahmaha Makes a Motorcycle Airbag for your Family Jewels

This is just too darn funny to not print. Yamaha has perfected an air bag that doesn't protect your big brain, but rather a guys little brain. As you can see from the photo the air bag is located right at the gonad level to keep your Doritos from getting crushed. Sure you might die from a head injury, but at least your gonads will be ok. It's a little known fact that more men die from testicular injures in a motorcycle crash than from head injuries. Not! Frighteningly, if the air bag is up to US standards it has to inflate in 1/30th of a second and can deploy at speeds reaching 200mph. I don't know about you guys, but I don't want anything going 200mph hitting me in the crotch.

Via Gizmodo

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