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Vortex Vibrations
Filed in archive Just Plain Weird by Dameon Welch-Abemathy on July 28, 2007
Vortex Vibrations
Being a man, and seeing how I'd like to keep this family friendly, this is going to be difficult to describe tastefully. Let's just say if you're a woman, you hook this device up to your vacuum cleaner, and use it in the right place, you will find happiness. Quickly. Or so they say.

The woman responsible for the Vortex Vibrations noticed something peculiar one day as she was trying to pick out a piece of rubber out of the vacuum tube. It had a peculiar sensation. Given her lack of sexual activity at the time, she had an idea. Within several hours, she created a device that could, ahem, scratch her itch.

The inventor claimed she found that happy place within 10 seconds. That's pretty fast! But I do have to wonder, would the noise of the vacuum cleaner be a turnoff?

If you're a woman and you're willing to try this (or have), post your comments below. Just make sure to keep the comments family friendly, please.

Via Ananova


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