USB Gadgets Hit New Low

If you're the type of person whose eyes light up at the thought of a strip club, who wishes you could take the fun home with you to pull out whenever you want, have I got the gadget for you: the USB Pole Dancer. So tacky that Marks & Spencer pulled it from their department store, so demeaning it was lambasted by a British Minister of parliament, the USB Pole Dancer features a bikini-clad blonde who swings around her USB-powered pole to any music you care to feed to her.
Note: dollar bills for tips not required. This device may cause you to get high fives from random male coworkers and be disinvited by your spouse to come to bed the evening it arrives. It's also hella expensive, so watch out.
Via Tech Digest