USB Eye Massager

You know, when my eyes hurt from staring at a computer screen too long, I take a break. I go eat, get a drink, pet my cats, take a walk or something.
Someone apparently thought a gadget that massages your eyes was a good idea. It's bad enough I rub my eyes with my own fingers. I'm not going to shove a USB-powered finger massager into my eyes. Nope, nope, wouldn't be prudent. At this juncture.
(Un)fortunately, this device doesn't appear to be easily available. However, if you're jonesing for them, you can buy them wholesale from Uni-Creation (ShenZhen) Tech & Industry Co.,Ltd in lots lots of 100.
Via Gadget Reviews