Upon Further Inspection, This is Rediculous

If you have a strange affection for old-school telephone styles or you're really, really uncool (maybe so uncool you're cool?), perhaps this Bluetooth-enabled "headset," modeled after the handset of an old Western Electric 500-series phone, might just be what you need. If you're even more Hardcore (or don't have Bluetooth), you can go for the corded version, also from ThinkGeek. Either way, I can't see anyone carrying one of these things around in their pocket to pull out on the street – although I could see someone buying a cradle to match the handset and hanging it on the wall when not in use.
Via NorthJersey.com