TV + MP3 + CD…In a Mouse Pad?

To me, the idea of a mouse pad that lets you listen to music screams "minor technophobe;" "this person uses a computer but is a little scared of them" and/or "I don't like to update my technology." It's 2007, people – the only places where I expect to see mouse pads in the time of the cheap, all-conquering optical mouse is at the low-budget terminals in a public library.
However, if you must use a mouse pad, why not go whole hog and throw some more useful – and entirely unassociated – functions in with it? How about an FM receiver (with an included transmitted that you can attach to a CD or MP3 player), a solar powered calculator, some speakers and a line-in cable? Sound a little jumbled? It probably is – but it might just be the mouse pad you're looking for and it's on sale here.
Via SCI FI Tech