The World’s First USB Absinthe Spoon

Perhaps you're familiar with absinthe, the green alcohol that's distilled from wormwood, anise and fennel? You know: artists in 19th century French cafes, supposed hallucinogenic properties, whose serving involves a ritual with water, sugar and a slotted spoon? absinthe is illegal in the United States, but it's been making a resurgence in Europe…which leads us to this fascinating item: the world's first USB absinthe spoon. The whole thing is a prototype right now, with no specified USB capacity (or USB anything, really) – and they're giving it away to anyone who can justify their need, so get on it if you want to be first in line.
Via Shiny Shiny