Peter Aloisson makes some seriously blinged-out phones. Aloisson creates a line of cellular phones that he calls Diamante Phones. What exactly is a Diamante phone?

In Aloisson's own words from his website, the industry says, make phones lighters and smaller, I make my phones heavier with gold. The industry says, we are making shock and waterproof phones, I completely encrust my phone with magnificent diamonds. The industry wants us to replace a perfectly working phone every 3-6 months, I make magnificent objects for eternity. Aloisson considers his phones not to be a product or a commodity, but a work of art.

I could see Paris Hilton partying with one of Aloisson's creations to her ear. Though with all the gold and jewels, I think the Diamante would be heavy enough to crush a chihuahua. Not to mention that carrying a phone made of heavy gold, possibly outweighing an Olsen twin, could become tedious.

How much for an Aloisson Diamante artwork? Prices start at over $39,000 USD. I'll take two please.