It is tough to catch a break in the news lately, it seems like everywhere I turn there is more bad news. Well, finally there is a bit of good news on the horizon - you may suffer from premature ejaculation, but at least you might make a good ninja. Let me explain...

Dutch scientists have isolated and identified a gene that is responsible for premature ejaculation. It seems there is a gene that controls serotonin levels in the brain and these serotonin levels are responsible for how quickly men "get things done." This quickness isn't isolated to bedroom activities. According to the researchers, the gene has another side effect: "These men have very quick reflexes. They may be excellent at playing tennis or computer games, for example."

I am afraid that this doesn't bode well for the stereotypical gadget and game loving folks who frequent blogs like this. How good are you at Ninja Gaiden? Did the game seem a little slow to you? I though so. Like I said, at least there is a bright-side.

Source via Gizmodo