The Bluetooth Pillow

Ah, time for bed. My alarm is all set, and I'm ready to…ring. Uh, don't call me now. Why didn't I turn that ringer off? Fortunately, I have the Handsfree Bluetooth Pillow Phone. At the touch of a button, I can talk to this rude awakening without even lifting my head.
Of course, I might just call somebody and talk to them while laying down, without pressing a phone to my ear. I got to admit, that is an odd, yet obvious place to put a Bluetooth function. Of course, if someone calls me while I'm trying to lie down, they are probably going to make me write something down…is there a device for that?
Via SCI FI Tech