The Swiss Army Knife was a whole heap'o'fun when we were kids, weren't it? Well, the days of running around with a perfect toolkit in your pocket may be coming around for us again, even though the teen years (and the pimples, hopefully) are long gone.
Wenger is launching the "Wenger Swiss Business Tool" , which promises to make dark-suited men everywhere as giddy as kids on Christmas morning.
A stapler, staple remover, hole punch, scissors, optical gauge, nail file, nail cleaner and an "implement lever" mechanism (that last one supposedly make things work they way they should...) promises to make this a good gift for the man who has it all.
This one lacks the knife, the saw and those little trinkets, but that may be just as well - they're bound to become popular in mailrooms, and we all know what mailmen do from time to time. No need to put the tools right in their hands now, is it?

Anyway - check it out! It's neat.

About the author: Gunnar Sommerfeldt publishes VonSommerfeldt.com , the Duke of Desperation, and the frontman Project .