You've just brought home a sixpack or a bottle of wine, and all that hard work carrying it home has made you parched. Now usually you might have a wait ahead of you while you sit it out as your bevs slowly chill in the fridge. That just doesn't cut it though, eh?




You need a Cooper Cooler Rapid Beverage Chiller. No really, you do.

Wired report:

"Cooper Cooler comes to the rescue. It promises to chill a can in a minute, a 16 ounce bottle in 3.5 minutes and a wine bottle in six minutes. Although the plastic casing of the unit feels like a Fisher-Price toy, it performs its single-minded taste with aplomb. But you do need some extra ingredients to get the chill deed done: two trays of ice cubes and two cups of cold water. Dump them into the cooler's reservoir, stick the beverage in, close the lid and select the appropriate setting for can or bottle. Its fun to watch the rotisserie-like bar spin the can or bottle as water coats it. There's also a no spin setting for delicate wines. I half expected that Diet Pepsi to explode when it emerged from its Jazucci-like agitation but no. Apparently because it's rotated, not shaken, it gets just cold."

Problem solved!