Let's face it, spending the vast majority of your day couped in a cubicle farm is one surefire way to either drive you to insanity, or drive you to inject a modicum of fun into the otherwise stultifyingly dull atmosphere. So why not do battle atop your desk with your choice of lifesize latex weaponry?




ThinkGeek have come up with the goods:

"Each sword, axe, and shield is life size and made of expertly painted foam latex. The sword and axe even have a fiberglass core for extra strength and stability. There is only one goal to these products: full out, full contact, old school, warfare! Sure you could throw a crumpled paper ball at your coworker - or you could strike them about the torso with an axe. The choice, we know, is easy."

With the option of a sword and axe at $49.99 and an optional shield for ten bucks, you can enact your favorite Lord Of The Rings, 300 or braveheart scenes around the water cooler. And forget ever being promoted again.

(Via Coolest Gadgets)