Using the amount of time (one year, four months and five days) one person spends on the toilet in a lifetime, Roto Rooter has launched the Pimped Out John sweepstakes, where one lucky US resident can win a toilet equipped with $5,000 worth of electronic gear, including a 20" HDTV, XBox 360, eMachines laptop, iCarta Stereo iPod Dock and an Avanti refrigerator with built-in beer tap.

I'm not going to lie to you: I think this is a very, very weird contest and if I'd won, I'd probably disassemble the whole thing and put it back together in my living room where I'd be able to enjoy it more. Multiple hours on a toilet? Are you nuts? I vote this one numerous, numerous levels of Wrong.

Via Reuters.com