On the American side of the Atlantic, we call it a Cup-O-Noodle. On the UK side of the Atlantic, it's called a Pot Noodle. In Japan, someone turned it into something I would have never considered.

Instead of dry noodles, some dried veggies and meat, and a flavor packet, this Cup Nude has some fake soup-looking stuff with an "Onna Hole"-where you stick your member-and a packet of something called "Gently Acid lotion." Supposedly the "Onna Hole" feels like "thousands of worms."

The paper lid taunts you to last more than 3 minutes with this thing. Personally, I wouldn't go near a Cup Nude. Ewww.

Via TOKYOMANGO, An Eternal Thought in the Mind of Godzilla