Mousetrapper Advance

I don't know about you, but I can't stand to use my laptop if I've got to use that touchscreen function. One time the battery in my wireless mouse failed me, and I practically went crazy that day at work.
However, I have discovered that some people won't use anything but a touchpad. If so, then the Mousetrapper Advance is for them. The Mousetrapper is so named because it has taken the mouse and removed it from the equation. Instead, this nice little ergonomic contraption has the same functions as a touchpad, but with five buttons.
Some of you might like this, but you might not like the $334 price tag. Oh yes.
Via Mouse Trapper