Meowlingual Claims To Translate Cats
For people who aren't smart enough to figure out what their cat wants, we now have a device that will translate for you: the Meowlingual from TakaraTomy. They claim in it will listen to the meows and purrs of the kitties and tell you what they're trying to say.
My cats basically want one of three things: food, attention, and to be left alone. There's a forth one for one of the cats: I'm about to hurl. It doesn't usually take a rocket science to figure out which one and I most certainly don't need a device to tell me, either.
Via Crave
