There are two types of people in the world right now, those that are scared to absolutely freaking death by the current financial state of affairs, and the type of people that want the Incrudo 8GB flash drive. I am in the first group. Don't get me wrong, the device is sexy, it is sleek, and it would look mighty fine with my black MacBook, but the world is seeing a financial apocalypse and I can't afford it.

The titanium covered, corrosion proof, water resistant, and crush proof. That sounds fantastic. It also is reenforced with super-hard ceramic so that it is both sturdy and resistant to temperature changes. If all that wasn't enough, it is also adorned with a single red ruby to prove that you can afford to put your data on an indestructible flash drive.

Sounds good? The price you ask - a mere $831 dollars. Yes, that is right, it costs over $100 per GB of data storage. If you can afford one of these, could you please call my government and loan them a few dollars. I would love to know that the USA will be here in a few months.

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