If I Had a Mac Tablet for Every Apple Rumor

Apple has announced an event on March 17th in which they will demo the iPhone firmware version 3.0, and already the rumors are flying. People are speculating that the firmware will provide support for a new 10" netbook, tethering, and multimedia messaging. All I know is what is still missing from my current firmware.
First, their are rumors revolving around Apple releasing a 10" touchscreen netbook during the second half of this year. The rumors are steaming from multiple sources and therefore they might just be true. I wonder if this will be my excuse to completely ditch Windows – after all, my tablet is the last remnant of a Microsoft OS in my life. Second, Boy Genius is reporting that part of Apple iPhone Firmware 3.0 will include support (for a cost) of bluetooth and usb tethering and multimedia messaging. Personally, I was hoping for an announcement of background services, copy and paste, and full bluetooth support.
March 17th is only a week away, so the drama should be too painful. Hopefully, Apple will shore up iPhone 2.X before they go flirting with 3.0.
via TUAW