I've heard of hide the salami before, but hide the banana? That's just what this gadget is for: hiding the salami. If you're a woman who doesn't have a salami to hide at the moment.

Inside of this banana looking object is a "sensual slimline" waiting to satisfy. Supposedly it's "discreet," but I can't think of a place where you could store it discreetly and not have it be suspicious. Your bedside table? Who puts a banana there? Your purse? Nobody would believe it's real given how easily bananas bruise.

This, my friends, is why we have a category called Just Plain Weird.

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