Good News for Liberal Arts Majors - StarCraft Classes Now Available
Filed in archive Games by Chris Matier on July 2, 2009

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These aren't just any Starcraft lessons. No sir! These Starcraft lessons are taught by a genuine, 100%, no-foolin, full-blooded Korean. According to his add in Craigslist, Mr. ByunTae will teach you the intricacies of the game, specialized vocabulary, and other advanced skills. He advertises his race, I assume, because Starcraft is such a major past time in Korea, and he has some real game time invested in learning the ins and outs of the game. Mr. ByunTae will teach you:
- Basic and Advanced strategies and build orders for all three races.
- In-game bugs to be used to your advantage such as unit stack, stop lurkers, etc.
- Counter strategies and perfect attack timings.
- Learn Korean lango, like "chobo" "gosu" "ww" etc
- Basic Korean to communicate with Koreans on battle.net
If you act now, this Korean Guru of gaming promises that "Korean girls will be intrigued that you're such a good Starcraft player," and who doesn't want that? At $25 an hour, these classes are a steal, and a degree in Starcraft should only take you 6-8 hours. Heck, with the economy the way it is, you probably don't have anything else going on.
Craigslist via Crunchgear
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