Good News for Liberal Arts Majors – StarCraft Classes Now Available
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If you have a pension for for playing an eleven year old RTS game, and you really want to kick some butt at it, then I have good news. Starcraft classes are available to you right now in the San Francisco Bay Area. You can learn to be the best, from the best, and it will only cost you $25 – $35 per hour.
These aren't just any Starcraft lessons. No sir! These Starcraft lessons are taught by a genuine, 100%, no-foolin, full-blooded Korean. According to his add in Craigslist, Mr. ByunTae will teach you the intricacies of the game, specialized vocabulary, and other advanced skills. He advertises his race, I assume, because Starcraft is such a major past time in Korea, and he has some real game time invested in learning the ins and outs of the game. Mr. ByunTae will teach you:
- Basic and Advanced strategies and build orders for all three races.
- In-game bugs to be used to your advantage such as unit stack, stop lurkers, etc.
- Counter strategies and perfect attack timings.
- Learn Korean lango, like "chobo" "gosu" "ww" etc
- Basic Korean to communicate with Koreans on battle.net
If you act now, this Korean Guru of gaming promises that "Korean girls will be intrigued that you're such a good Starcraft player," and who doesn't want that? At $25 an hour, these classes are a steal, and a degree in Starcraft should only take you 6-8 hours. Heck, with the economy the way it is, you probably don't have anything else going on.
Craigslist via Crunchgear
