Remember, parents: it's never too early to introduce your chdilren to the wonderful world of portable digital audio. Fisher Price, who represents the most powerful force of big chunky plastic toys in the known universe (quick question: what happens to their manufacturing when we run out of oil?) certainly wants you to get obnoxious kids' songs out of the car stereo in the family van and into your kids' ears (while you rock out to Slayer!) - they''ve introduced a $70 128 MB mp3 player called the FP3, which features a tough, slam-proof construction, SD card expansion slot, LCD screen, massive control buttons and (I assume, based off the phrase "play at a safe volume") a volume limiting system. Is it worth disconnecting your kids for a few hours during long car trips? Depends on how many of Raffi's Greatest Hits you can stand.

Via DenverPost.com