Ah, remember the 80's, with places called video arcades where you would feed giant machines all your allowance money?

The fun is back with DreamAuthenics Kantana, a video arcade console that allows you to enjoy over 200 licensed Arcade classics. Wow, I didn't even know video games needed a license. And check out its collection of joysticks, buttons, and is that a track-ball? All designed for the left-handers. Woot-hoo! Southpaws unite!

This big guy has something that your father's video arcade machine never had: 160 to 200 GB worth of storage for your MP3s! Hot dang!

Oh, why did it have to be $2495 USD? Why?

Via Born Rich (And believe me, I wish I was, so I could afford this.)