Are you the type that only uses a towell once, because you're afraid you'll get your rear end on your front end? I suspect that it may be only the Howard Hughes types out there that actually thinks about this, but perhaps I'm wrong. If this is a legitimate concern to you, but at the same time you hate doing laundry everyday this may be the solution.

Appropriately named the butt face towel, it's conveniently marked with a white section for the face and a black section of the butt as well as corresponding butt and face lettering. Presumably the butt section is colored black to cover up any Klingons near Uranus missed during showering. If your fear of the fanny even extends to your bar of soap, fret not. You can also purchase the matching arse face soap. Again conveniently labeled and colored black and white so you never use the wrong side of the soap for the wrong part of the body. Finally we have the perfect product for all butt faces and arse faces out there.

Via Thrillist