DJ Technik, Because You Always Wanted a Disco

You can't tell me you haven't craved your own disco fever since the '70s. The DJ Technik is a 7 piece package that includes the following. A 600 watt amp/speaker combo with mega sub-woofer and wireless radio mic (hopefully not a Mister Microphone). It also has a twin CD/MP3 deck with separate mixer unit, as well as a laser light unit. It even has a 440W fog machine. Groovy.
The DJ Technik also has balls. Two of them. One is a 6 color light ball and the other is the mirror ball. What, did you think I was talking about something else? Get your head out of the seventies, man!
All this DJ Technik goodness can be yours for a pretty insane amount of money. Say 2,500.00 to be exact. That's in pounds, by the way.