Well so technically they are monkeys, but the theft is real. What could be more embarrassing than having your cell phone stolen by a cute little monkey? The monkeys have been stealing visitors cell phones in an apparent attempt to learn to use more technologically advance tools. To combat the theft, zoo workers have been taking old cell phones and Coating them with a gooey substance to deter the would be thieves. Interesting option considering monkeys have no qualms fondling their own pooh.

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