Maybe it's the site design, which looks like it might have spent time on Geocities circa 1999. Maybe it's the company slogan, "Get Yo Strap On," with its (hopefully) unintentional sexual overtones. Maybe it's the fact that anyone who buys a strap to display their cell phone or mp3 AND up to five pieces of jewelry somewhere on their body is a complete and total tool who should be confined to their home with a fashion consultant (or at least someone with a normal person's amount of logic) until they see reason.

Wondering what I'm talking about? Then you'll want to check out htl-wireless.com, online home of HTL-Wireless, "The World's Leader In Cellular Fashion And Cellular Entertainment." Just remember: if you do decide to buy one of these straps, that sound you hear on the street is people laughing at you.

via Gizmodo