I'm not even certain how to classify the levels of ridiculousness that Dr. Whippy has stooped to. For starters, I need to criticize its basic principle: the more Ice Cream you eat, the happier you are.

Dr. Whippy works by analyzing the voice stress of certain questions that it asks its customers. Then, after measuring your particular degree of moodiness, it dispenses the proper amount of soft serve ice cream.

I am assuming that Dr. Whippy is meant for home usage. Otherwise, Dr. Whippy would always assume a higher dose and charge the maximum price for his triple-scoop prescriptions. Now that makes Dr. Whippy happy.

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