Boynq Motion Sensitive Saturn Speakers

There are several things that are hard to believe about this product. Number one, it's made by Boynq, which is a terrible name for a company. Number two, Boynq says that its new saturn speakers is "out of this world", which is a terrible slogan. Why is it that anything space-related always gets tagged with this horrendously dead metaphor?
However, the thing that is hardest to believe about this product is that it's motion sensitive. Apparently, tilting the speaker back turns it off, while putting it upright turns it on. It looks like the speakers are designed for a computer, since they are USB connectable.
Just keep them away from the edge of the desk. You don't want to tilt them back and have them fall off.
Via Gizmodo