Behold the Mighty Multi-Function Egg!

It's a bit goofy, but if for some reason you're in desperate need of a multi-function card reader, two low watt speakers and two extra USB ports and have a thing for eggs, this product might be for you. Made in Japan, land of advanced design sensibilities, by Evergreen, the USB Egg can read SD, CompactFlash and Media Stick and sports two watt speakers inside its easy-open shell. No word on when, if ever, we'll be seeing this product state-side, but if you can read Japanese you can probably import it and satisfy your need for all things eggy.
Via Gizmodo