Bandage and Breakfast, All in One

I share the love of bacon common to most meat-eating male Americans. When Sonic Restaurants had an advertisement a few months ago where one character stated that he knew all things about bacon because it was, as a man, in his genetic code, I agreed with him. Bacon is awesome. With that in mind, I can see the appeal of these bacon strip bandages from Sprout Home. At the same time, the idea of covering the wounds with pictures of raw meat is…well…weird. Really weird and I keep getting mental pictures of people getting attacked by dogs after the precious bacon meats. Might be good for a conversation starter, but I think I'll pass.
Via NBC11.com