I've seen USB drives in all kinds of shapes-including sushi-but I've never seen one that's an actual church key (bottle opener, if you prefer).

I guess when you use your church key to open a bottled beverage of your choice, you can stick it in your computer and read the bible you stored there. Gives a whole new meaning to the name, for sure.

$24.95 is a bit much to pay for a combined church key and 1 gigabyte of USB drive space as far as I'm concerned, but maybe it appeals to you?

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